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i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

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I’m going to.create a new tumblr soon. When I’m not preoccupied with life and shit.

I don’t even know who I follow anymore

carrotsandeggs:

every episode is like this. it’s still a good show.

LOLZ

carrotsandeggs:

every episode is like this. it’s still a good show.

LOLZ

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seahaven:

tits don’t count if you are fat

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one half of tumblr:
“i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”

other half of tumblr:
“unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”

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Today is Holocaust Memorial Day. It is the 67th anniversary of the liberation of the infamous Nazi concentration camp at Aushwitz-Birkenau

dreamitallawayx:

R.I.P to the approximately 11 million Jews, Slavs, ethnic Poles, Soviet POWs, Romany gypsies, disabled people, homosexuals, Jehovah’s Witnesses and political and religious dissenters, who were murdered in the Holocaust.

Let us never forget the atrocities committed by the Nazis, and let us hope that humanity never reaches that low again.

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beautifuldisasterr93:

“One of the worst feelings in the world is when you find out the person you really like isn’t single anymore.”

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